Rachel’s Blog

I am sure you can guess which one was really asleep.  Well, we aren’t sure about waddles; you never can tell with him.

CHeck out the backhand!!

I am just kidding.  I am blessed that he likes to help out and the poor thing had no clue that we held different standards of neatness when we married.  I am pretty sure I got the better end of the deal.  And my how my kitchen shines….at least for a few hours.

J: Mom, I can’t wait until Creed is three.

M: Well, you are going to be waiting a long time.

J: When will he be three?

M: On his third birthday

J:  Oh like August or September?

M: No it will be in May and a long time from now; he has to be 1 and 2 first.

“Mom, why do they put Elmo on baby’s diapers when babies don’t care.”

M:  Jack, what is your favorite part of Bible School.

J:  Decorations.  ( translated Arts and Crafts)

We have called all our babies “one-eyed Jack” when they would close one eye so it is only appropriate that I have a one-eyed picture of Creed.

  I was at our small group tonight, and was talking to some younger ladies.  I was telling them how I had panicked the night before because I colored my hair and when I rinsed it out a lot of hair fell out.  I was afraid the color was going to make it all fall out and I’d have to wear a doorag.  When I said that I colored my hair, they all just kind of looked at me.  I realized that coloring ones hair didn’t even register on their radar; they are all too young.  You all’s day will come!!!

  “You know, I really don’t play with toys any more.  I just wander around, sitting down, or laying around.”

WHAT????