J: Mom, I can’t wait until Creed is three.
M: Well, you are going to be waiting a long time.
J: When will he be three?
M: On his third birthday
J: Oh like August or September?
M: No it will be in May and a long time from now; he has to be 1 and 2 first.
“Mom, why do they put Elmo on baby’s diapers when babies don’t care.”
M: Jack, what is your favorite part of Bible School.
J: Decorations. ( translated Arts and Crafts)