When your own kids don’t supply you with enough material, you have to turn to outside sources and besides this kid in Kroger cracked me up. He asked him mom if he could have this:
He said, “Look it has electricity in it.” His mom told him that it did not have electricity, but he insisted it did. Then he said to his mom, “I want to feel the electricity in my brain.” Several bystanders were snickering. We crossed paths again later and I noticed there was no Fizzix in the cart.